The population of Untitled has long been dominated by the Church of Noobism. Until recently, the world saw the rise of a rival religion, the Church of Vegetology, which gained much influence under an aggressive marketing campaign. Vegetology also used unethical measures to compel the population into joining their religion. Two commoners from the Kingdom of Hong Kong, Mark and Dick, unwittingly uncover their secret plot and trigger a preemptive invasion campaign against Canada, a country suspected to be the origin of Vegetology.
Mark and Dick were sent on a mission to Ireland to retrieve Hong Kong’s lost pirate navy. Upon arrival however, they are forced by Hong Kong’s escaped princess to abort the mission and seek help from the United Nation in an effort to stop the impending war.